You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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