I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Randomize
