You're completely useless in the revolution.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
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So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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