He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
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When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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