PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Randomize
