um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
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As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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