Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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