Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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