If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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