Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
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You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies