He had some BAD nuttage
It's like cleavage......... but different
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.