Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.