Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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