So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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