I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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