Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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