first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
thus making me awesome and them whores
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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