On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
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at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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