whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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