i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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