My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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