Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I hate your face
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
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All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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