Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
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I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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