That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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