it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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