He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
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The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
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He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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