I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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