Have you finally orgasmed yet?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
