So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
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Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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