John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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