just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
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Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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