i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
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Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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