im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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