Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
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his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
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I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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