i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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