Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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