No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
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Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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