What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Randomize
