so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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