she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
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She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
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I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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