Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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