no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
did i walk over a car last night?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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