He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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