She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
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OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
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