Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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