I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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