i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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