she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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