it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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