Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
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Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
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It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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