At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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