I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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