is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
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Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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