How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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