No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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