Already got asked if we're dating
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
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Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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