Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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