there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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